Beli Gorengan di Purwokerto

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HATI-HATI JIKA BELI GORENGAN DI PURWOKERTO

Pembeli (B) : “Yu, nyong tuku gorengane…”

Penjual (J) : “Apa bae kang?”

(B) : “Lho… gorengane werna pira Yu?…”

(J): “Sing kiye pisang goreng rong ewu telu,
Mendoan rong ewu papat.
Tahu goreng rong ewu lima, kang!
Sampean arep tuku sing endi kang?…”

(B): “Walah… Gorengan wis kadaluwarsa kabeh kiye yu…?!…”

(J): “Èh… , sampean nek ngomong sing kepenak… Jajal deleng disik, sing anyar kiye nembe tak entas seka wajan kok ngomong kadaluwarsa…”

(B): “Lho…, lah sampean sing ngomong mau, pisang goreng 2003, mendoan 2004, tahu goreng 2005.
Lha siki wis taun 2017 Yu!…”

(J): “Walah lambene rika tak goreng sisan mengko tak dol rong ewu pitulas..!!!…”

by Purwaningsih@Chamera

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